🦄 Joe Heyming 🦄
Building user experiences at Roblox 🎮
"Lots of hard work."
Places I've Worked
🎮 Roblox
UI Engineer
Trust & Safety Platform
☁️ Cloudera
Staff/Principal Engineer
7+ years of ML & Data platforms
📡 Aruba Networks
Staff Software Engineer
VisualRF & "Take it to the cloud!"
💻 Hewlett Packard
Performance & Scalability
HPSA/Opsware optimization
Been doing this for 18+ years
UCSB CS · Campbell, CA
🎮 Try My Interactive Projects
Games, tools, and experiments built with JavaScript
Play Doom
Classic FPS in your browser. WebAssembly magic with music & sound.
Pac-Man
Classic arcade game. Eat pellets, avoid ghosts, chase high scores!
Minesweeper
Clear the minefield! The original Windows classic with modern UI.
Everything is Awesome
Pure joy in digital form. Music, animations, and good vibes!
Terminal
Interactive command line with filesystem. Type 'help' to explore!
Countdown Timer
Track events with style. Multiple display modes & animations.
Random Stuff
📺 I was in a commercial once
Said "Why don't you take it to the cloud?" for Aruba Networks
🎯 Got a patent
🏕️ Was a Cubmaster
Pack 333, Campbell CA
2018-2020